Otomiya Haine

EHHHHHHHHH! I-I-IT WENT THROUGH!!!

[See girl put hand through barrier. See girl pull hand out of barrier. See girl repeat steps 1 and 2 about fifty times or so in quick repetition in shock.]



((ooc: like Albert's, drop post for Haine is open forever and to anyone ♥))

Dum dee dum, I figure I should get this out of the way as soon as possible!

( Tra la la infodump. )


PHEW OKAY I think that's everything. Questions comments etc go hurr o/.

Character: Otomiya Haine
Series: Shinshi Doumei Cross/The Gentleman's Alliance
Character Age: 16

Canon: We're all familiar with student councils. They organize school events, act as leaders and examples for other students, and in this case, have one extremely handsome yet terminally-grumpy leader called Touguu Shizumasa. And for every extremely handsome guy, there's always a love interest not far behind him! Our story beings with one such girl. Meet Otomiya Haine, ex-delinquent and newest addition to the student council, occupying the role of Shizumasa's personal bodyguard. She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but as she figures it, you don't need brains to fight bad guys! Just spirit! And she's got plenty of that.

Haine herself is an energetic, optimistic girl, with one mission only: to capture her beloved Shizumasa's heart! There's only one slight problem with that-- he hates her. But Haine is not the type of girl who gives up easily. And so with a combination of courage and sincerity, she determinedly sets out to befriend her life-long crush in her typically naive fashion. And if she's lucky, possibly solve the mystery behind his seemingly bi-polar personality, too. It doesn't matter to Haine if this creates more problems for her than it solves-- she's vowed to work her way out of every bad situation with her anger, after all! ... And by anger, she really means effort. But don't hold her tendency to mix up words against her, she can hardly help being slightly stupid. It's just another part of her unconscious shoujo heroine charm.

Sample Post:

All right Haine, do your best! You've been given a job to do and you're going to do it to the best of your ability! Mission "Scout the Area for Possible Dangers", COMMENCE. Upon my honor as a student council member, I'll search high and low and in between! Now I just need some "possible dangers" to come along so I can scout them! Like an alien invader from outer space, or an evil ogre, or a giant tentacle monster, or I'd even settle for something boring like a vampire or a zombie! Then I'd really have something to report! Gone will be the days when everyone always blames the delinquent! Like when dinosaurs spontaneously combust due to an explosion of fifty plutonium dynamite sticks causing their extinction, and Santa invades the South Pole using cardboard box tops for snowboards, and pigs start learning how to fly in sugar based air crafts so they can take over America! Why, even those purple gorillas over there that seem to be carrying people away on their backs and make me think I'm hallucinating because everyone knows gorillas can't be purple... of course it's all the delinquent's fault!

Besides, it's not like I haven't said before that I quit that gang stuff already! Is it really such a bad thing that people won't believe me even when I've changed my ways? I mean, even before I quit, I was a good delinquent! Honestly, if there were something outrageous here I could save the world from, it'd clear the name of former delinquents everywhere! And then I could be a happy bride ♥.

... Or so I wish. It's not like aliens and vampires and those things really exist, right, Man In A Zombie Costume Who Just Suddenly Appeared-san? Hmmm, no, that title really is a little too long. How about "Actor-san"? Or "Grargh-san", if you really want to get in character! Ehehe! But you can put the bloody axe prop away, it's not like we're on camera here or anything. Or are we? Oh no, Haine what have you accidentally stumbled into? What if this is some kind of new reality TV show? No way-- it can't be! The world isn't ready to see my face on TV yet! I've got too much body fat!! I don't want to be another scandalous newspaper headline...!

Wait wait, calm down, Haine! Let's think about this logically. Yes, logically, that's what a calm person would do! And you know how they say calm people are always best for problem solving in a problem situation! Logically speaking, if you were on television, there'd be cameras filming us, right? So if I find the cameras and destroy them-- oh... hey! I don't see any cameras around! Ahahaha. So I guess we're not TV after all! See? Being calm really does help! Crisis averted. And the victory goes to Haine! But wait, if Grargh-san isn't an actor, then why the axe...?

AHHH! I was warned about people like you! You! You must be... a CEREAL KILLER!

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